I welcome any people who might be new to statements, and I hope that you enjoy yourselves here.

I drank an entire liter of beer with dinner and I feel fantastic and loving of the whole world.

A very inappropriate song popped into my head while I was running errands with my mom this morning, and I fully blame statements.

I just got an anonymous message on Tumblr from someone claiming their love for me and I'm trying to figure out who it could possibly be, but the very fact that it's anonymous means it isn't any of you guys.

I would like a hug so I want someone (specifically Drew or Hannah or Gretchen or Felix) to come over and give me a hug.

There is about an hour and a half before i leave for the airport.

I really enjoy you guys.

These birthday cakes - and I - would like to wish Never a happy birthday.

I'd like to wish everyone a happy VD.

It's weird that we're only a couple of days away from Shangy Day and we don't have a Shangy to celebrate it with.